Wednesday, 25 April 2007

Post-Disney feminism.

AAAARRRRRRRGH at the Disney Princesses.

WHY. Just WHY are they all so WET? (in the 1950's sense, and obviously literally in the case of Ariel.)

I want to see a Disney Film in which the princess sucessfully sues the Beast for wrongful imprisonment and sexual harrassmant, or outs him as a shoe fetishist, or just SLAPS him.

THen she could go on to have a blindingly successful and dazzling career as a doctor, lawyer, or indeed, electrician.

I wanted to watch Harry Potter.

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